Why is brandon stupid

They sent a grammatically suspect but ominous email to Sowash, who took it to the cops, who easily apprehended the two boobs, who pleaded guilty to extortion. Osama hunter If the vast resources of the U.

Government can't do it, leave it to some Colorado nut-job with a pistol and a inch sword. Just a short couple of months ago, one Gary Faulkner got picked up trying to cross the Pakistani border into Afghanistan on a mission: to kill Osama bin Laden -- and has said he'll return to try again he told reporters in Los Angeles upon his return to the states, somewhat ominously, that we'd "find out by the end of August".

At least it'll be a fair fight: Both Faulkner and bin Laden are reportedly on dialysis. Beaten literally at your own game In what will most likely remain for a long time history's most hilarious failed assassination, Richard Lawrence purchased two pistols in in an attempt to kill then-President Andrew Jackson -- but they both misfired. Evidently not one to be messed with, Jackson -- and this is not even made up -- beat the dude with his cane until he could be taken into custody.

Other accounts hold that, in fact, Lawrence's gun did fire, but Jackson caught the bullet with his teeth, roundhouse kicked the dude in the face at a speed imperceptible to the human eye, and then spit the bullet back into the gun -- for modesty's sake.

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Support Us Denver's independent source of local news and culture. When the media furor around Brandon Smith's allegedly ripping off a dude's finger while stealing an iPad died down, we assumed the lulz were over, and we were a little sad.

Smith, however, has proved to be uncommonly obliging in that respect. In a letter sent from jail and easily intercepted by the Denver Sherriff's Department , Smith details an apparent plot to kill one Bill Jordan, the victim and primary witness of his original crime.

Even more hilariously, Smith seems to assume the plot, if carried out, would somehow get him off the hook. But Smith's assassination attempt isn't the stupidest one ever -- not by a longshot. Get five of our favorites after the jump. I support. Support the independent voice of Denver and help keep the future of Westword free. Support Us. Keep Westword Free. Since we started Westword , it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Denver, and we'd like to keep it that way.

With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. I thought the purpose of having two parties was to come to the table with differing opinions and compromise to find the best possible solution to a problem.

Why is this such a hard thing to accomplish? All that is happening right now is just trying to prove who is right. Our country is losing because of it. Not because of being a Republican. Not because of being a Democrat. But by being so stubborn believing your way is right. It's not and it's unproductive to believe that you are. You know what I do when I see your windshield sticker or flag supporting your side, I roll my eyes and feel sorry for you.

I just learned the other day what this whole "Let's Go Brandon" thing is. Just stop. If you don't like whose in office, go vote. It's as simple as that. Let your vote be your protest or support and move on. I don't need to see your stupid marquee, your dumb looking shirt or your out of date sticker supporting your candidate. Vote and move on, it's what I do. I feel sorry that you base your life on a political view. What is your first response when someone does something you don't agree with?

Really sad. Stop looking at life like everyone is running for office. Your fake anger will go away, your constant headache will go away, your life will be so much easier.

At some point in time we sadly turned from a people that had a semblance of self discipline and common sense to a people where we just decided Washington D.

Those people in Washington D. They are working for themselves. Why do you think those that have been in office for 30 plus years haven't gotten a single positive thing accomplished? Now you're asking, "Do I vote? I try my best to research anyone that wants a seat in government.